everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.
As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.
I’ve never seen anything more accurate
Me: I wanna fall in love.
Aphrodite: With who??
Me: With myself.
Aphrodite: THAT’S MY GIRRRL
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.
The bag looks like it’s smiling